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The Ellen DeGeneres Show, hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, won 15 Emmys in its first three seasons.  Known for her observational humor, DeGeneres is also famous for her quirky surprises. When placed on bed rest in May 2007 for a torn ligament in her back, DeGeneres hosted her show from a hospital bed. She also celebrated her 30th high school class reunion by flying her classmates from the entire class to be guests (and not just audience members) on her show.  Here are some thoughts from Ellen DeGeneres…

 

“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

 

“You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

 

“Our attention span is shot. We’ve all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don’t have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - too busy disorder.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

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Ellen DeGeneres is an American actor, comedian and Emmy Award winning host of the Ellen DeGeneres Show. She is known for her quirky, observational humor and laid back style. In May 2006, DeGeneres made a surprise appearance at the Tulane University commencement in New Orleans. Following George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton to the podium, she came out in a bathrobe and furry slippers. “They told me everyone would be wearing robes,” she said.

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

 

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

- Ellen DeGeneres  (1958- )

 

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