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A New Age Expulsion...

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysical exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."

- Woody Allen

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The author of “Catch 22” promoted privatization…

I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole thing to private industry.

- Joseph Heller (1923-1999)

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Former President Nixon comments on civil liberties...

"I would not like to be a political leader in Russia. They never know when they are being taped."

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This Mark Twain 'Father's Day' quote is one of my favorites...

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in 7 years.”

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The True Nature of Life... And some days are truer than we wish!

"It is not true that life is one damn thing after another – it’s one damn thing over and over.”

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A Witty Definition by Lawrence J. Peter, Author of The Peter Principle

"An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins."

- Lawrence J. Peter  (1919-1990)

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Honesty That May Have Gone Too Far

"Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member"

- Groucho Marx  (1895-1977)

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