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Jerry Seinfeld is a Golden Globe and Emmy Award-winning Jewish American comedian, actor and writer. He is often described as an observational comedian and is best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the long-running situation comedy ‘Seinfeld’ (1989 - 1998), which he co-created, helped write and executive produced in the show's final two seasons. After his sitcom ended, Seinfeld returned to stand-up comedy instead of pursuing a film career like most other popular comedians have done. He recently wrote and produced a children’s animated film, Bee Movie. It features the voices of Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger, John Goodman, Larry King, Sting and Oprah Winfrey among others.

“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”

“A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door, the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, he’s back, it’s that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don’t believe it.”

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”

– Jerry Seinfeld  (1954- )

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